SECRETS
No Hat - (available at start)
Red Baseball Cap - (available at start)
Crown of Flowers Beat 1-1 with gore off
Stove Pipe Hat Beat 1-1 with gore off
Tiara Beat 2-2 on hard
Daisy-petal hat Beat 2-3
Private Eye hat Beat 3-2 on hard
Nurse Cap In 3-5, get to final boss (don't have to win)
Chef Hat Beat 1-3
Conical purple hat In 1-3 destroy "Castle of Crap" building
Flower - (available at start)
Viking Hat - (available at start)
Brown Hair (male) On hard, jump off the spaceship before the screen fades after beating the final boss
Area 51 agent hat Beat 3-2
KGB Agent hat Beat 2-1
Pirate Hat In 1-1 destroy "Hairy Mommy Daycare"
Indian Feather - (available at start)
Rooster Hat In 1-4 destroy the Behemoth-logo building
Jester's Cap Beat 3-4 on hard
Yellow Shark Fin In 2-4 dig/suffocate before riding snowmobile
Conical brown hat Beat 2-2
Ears Beat 2-2
Goggles In 1-4 beat the helicopter without losing tank (you still lose the tank when the helicopter crashes down)
Brown Hat In 2-5, kill 7 birds
Black and White hat Beat 3-1
Blond Wig/Pearls Beat 1-2
Brown Wig/Pearls Beat 1-3
Black Afro Beat 1-5
Jheri Curl In 1-4 destroy "fish are like plants" building
Red Bandana Beat 1-4
Vietnamese Hat - (available at start

CHEATS
grrl unlock hat # 11
abe unlock hat # 12
princess unlock hat # 13
dandy unlock hat # 14
behemoth unlock hat # 24
cletus unlock hat # 4
april unlock hat # 5
superfly unlock hat # 7
goodman unlock hat # 8
tomfulp unlock hat #2 (Brown Hair - male)

IN OTHER NEWS!!!!!!

My cousin/uncle is a user now!
Here's the LINK TO HIS PAGE! :)
And he's also made a SHITLOAD of YouTube vids!
GO CHECEM' OUT!! :)