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Not fun

That ball that you have to listen to after you die pisses me off with his negative comments and the screen was a little big to fit on my screen so it's hard to position it right to see all four bars. And the fact this game a little badge of failure to show that you got underneath 20000 points just really makes me mad. I'll give you a three.

It's okay.

I honestly dont think he deserves a whole game dedicated to how much of an asshole he is. Not like I'm going soft on him. I just think he's such a faggot he doesn't deserve any recognition as an douchebag. That and none of the controls work. :P Overall 6 stars.

Sidorio responds:

"Christian676"

There's a joke in there somewhere.

This game is great

Yet sadly it has a few things wrong with it:
Simon has a very buttfucked jump control. If you're not walking and try to jump Simon doesn't go anywhere with his jump and just... Well jumps. That and while he's jumping he doesn't stop going that one direction. And he also can't hit anythign with his whip without ducking unless you have at least one powerup and even that just barely hits them.
Link slides everywhere and it's hard to hit something with his sword without dying.
Bill R. can't stop going that direction when he jumps kind of like Simon. Only with him you can still rock him back and forth when you're trying to land on something.
And Samus sucks because he can't hit any small enemies because he's too tall. And he can't shoot while he's ducking because he does that retarded spin thing. and when he's doing that he can only do that useless bomb attack that hardly ever hits anything. I know that all characters work the way they work in their own games but they didn't matter in those games.
Go ahead and rate this review useless if you honestly think this game is just perfect.

I hate this game

Nearly this game is next to impossible for the stupidest reasons ever. Your wings are garbage and you didn't even have the curtesy to put in a life bar. The first pixel that comes in contact with your shitty wings gets you killed. It doesn't matter how hard you ram into the wall. You just die. This has to be the most frustrating game with medals since Applez. Zero.

A decent game

But the game is almost impossible bringing my rating down.

Noamyoungerm responds:

its acually been beaten over a hundred times by people who have recieved no help what so ever, in fact they think its easy.

Could really use a restart button

-2 Stars for that. Other then that this game is pretty fun.

64 responds:

Space

Somebody doesn't know how to spell! 0_0

But still this game is fricking awesome. 5/5 10/10. Nice job man.

Pretty fun!

Animation could have been better but this was pretty awesome for an educational game! :) Nine stars!

Could've been better.

It's a good idea but I think you should improve the graphics a bit and it never really gets very hard.

Shark one is harder then hell.

I made it past that one once but then lost on the next one.

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