Christian676's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Racer]

Epic lolz

I figure everybody is going to want to say "CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR MILK SPEED" because "Spritle" says it like ten times in this Flash and I have a feeling that their going to get Helpful from it and I'm going to get a Useless because I just always seem to get that constantly and I have absolutely no Idea why well, anyways this flash was extremely funny and I hope to see more from you cause you are extremely awesome dude, Nice job on your success on Newgrounds,
OHHHH??????

[Lami]

lol

Is that Michael Cera? XD

[Jerry and The Closet]

That scared the shit outta me!

Me and my little brother were watching it and then that happened! XD

[Junior]

This... Is awesome.

I've loved both of them and now you make one for the kid.
You should make one of his grandpa.
That would be really cool.
Anyways I hope to see more of you.
Cause your awesome.

[M&M:Out Takes]

OK...

When I saw Gir in the pic, I thought this was gonna be funny.
It was very kind of stupid cause it was called M&M: The Out Takes,
But it hardly had anything to do with the M&Ms.
The only part I saw with the M&Ms was when the fucking red one poked the yellow one (Which in my opinion looks like he's fucking high or something) in the eye.
The Whole thing was really just Random,
"OK let's have Gir puke on some weird-ass Black guy and have him puke on what seems to be Chris Crocker, M&M, Gir, and a Pope.
And when Gir was puking it looked like he was somehow keeping the fucking Puke on his MOUTH.
If your gonna make a Flash that has to do with the M&Ms, Make something that actually FUCKING focuses on the M&Ms!
But really, the 2 Awesomest part of this Flash, was Gir's Voice when he goes "WEEH!" and that you actually HAD Gir in your Flash.
Invader Zim is fuckin awesome in my opinion.
So I'll give you a 5 just for that.

[Cyberen Gets Date Raped]

WHY?!?!?

OMG.
I had to wait like 5 Minutes for that Flash to load to see that?
A part from Family guy but with a badly animated Cyberon face?
And By the way...
Cyberon is spelled with an O, not an E.
So thats pretty much all I can say.
It's so short.
I am very sorry.
Wait...
NO I'M NOT.
CAUSE YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING.
Please make an actual Flash!!!
PLEASE.
Cause this sucked.
That time my review was so short cause this flash really had nothing to talk about.
There's 2 Things wrong with it...
#1: How long the Loading Bar takes to LOAD.
#2: No actual Animation.
You get a 0.
Cause that was just pathetic.
I wouldn't even call it a Flash.
It's a... THING.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

my life is a lie

[Christmas FUN PAK NG 08]

Actually DECENT Collab.

It was just the Spider-Man One that sucked.
They were all played by one Mexican.
And the Animation somehow just brought my Piss to a Boil.
The second part just sucked.
There's nothing to say about that.
And I hated how many Lazer Collection references there were.
There were Lazer Collection references that they were on almost every scene.
But the third part was the best.
I thought it was hilarious that they were listening to Rick Astley.
And then the Computer Generated Voice will the Clock face made me laugh again.
And when the Snowman ate the guys balls with the Computer Generated Voice AGAIN.
I still laughed.
But then the end one...
That one was stupid.
So anyways...
It was a decent Collab.

Kaukolike responds:

Thank you for detailed review. I expected that everybody won't like every part of this flash because some people like clocks and some hate clocks. Some people love crappy-Mexican-voice acting and some don't. Thanks again. The viewer's review is most important to us. :]

[Quick Random Conversation]

I don't like it... At all...

You need to work a little bit more if you were trying for Anime.
And when it started I couldn't understand what the fuck he said.
Which pretty much absolutely ruined the Flash Movie for me.
CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT THEY SAY!
I watched it like 5 Times and I STILL didn't understand what the fuck he said!
The Voiceacting is so bad that that I couldn't understand the only thing they said!
You might as well just put in a Voice Bubble!
Now,
I know I'm pushing further and further into the same subject,
But that REALLY ruins it!
And the music just REALLY pissed me off.
Sorry.
That was worth ONLY of a 1 for the Animation.

supersysscvi responds:

Ah... yeah. I'll do that next time. Including better music, hopefully...

Thanks for the review, by the way.

[Christmas Could've Sucked]

This movie was Awesome

Thanks for making this.
I thought I heard this song on Bam Margera's "Where the Fuck ism Santa."
I like this video and it's totally awesome
Good Animation Good Song.
It's just great.
G'job man

[EW: Moving Targets]

Good job!

And Congratulations on you're 3 new Flash Awards!
Perfect Animation, and Perfect Voiceacting!
You're really creative! =D