Christian676's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[[KK] The Gam]

I fucking loved it

The game was perfect. I loved the sound effects, and the music was perfect, and I absolutely loved the twist ending! Favorited. :)

yellowishkitten responds:

thanks

[Mohhamed-XS]

It's okay.

I honestly dont think he deserves a whole game dedicated to how much of an asshole he is. Not like I'm going soft on him. I just think he's such a faggot he doesn't deserve any recognition as an douchebag. That and none of the controls work. :P Overall 6 stars.

Sidorio responds:

"Christian676"

There's a joke in there somewhere.

[DaGame Chapter 2]

A decent game

But the game is almost impossible bringing my rating down.

Noamyoungerm responds:

its acually been beaten over a hundred times by people who have recieved no help what so ever, in fact they think its easy.

[Push!]

Could really use a restart button

-2 Stars for that. Other then that this game is pretty fun.

64 responds:

Space

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Got all the Medals.

A wonderfully executed game.
The Cartooning was awesome.
It was just straight up great.
This is my favorite Pico Submission since Pico's School.

Joelasticot responds:

Ah, thanks! Did you notice the bunch of Pico's school references? ;)

[Stamper's Quest For Fags]

Really Addicting but...

I can think of 11 things wrong with this:
1. Full-Time Addict is literally impossible to get
2. The cactus's and bees both fuck you up in one hit
3. The cactus's and bees both hit you when your a fucking foot away
4. Most of the Health Packs don't do shit when your in dire need of it
5. Most of the health packs are in spots you can't get to unless you want to lose your health down to the balls and even then it STILL doesn't do shit!
6. I've noticed sometimes if you pick up a smoke pack it doesn't give you any points
7. Most of the smoke packs are heavily guarded by cactus's and bees, so most of them you shouldn't even bother with.
8. In Nightmare mode your guy runs like 10 miles per fucking hour, making it hard not to hit stuff.
9. Why the fuck is the game called "Stamper's Quest For Fags?" That makes no sense, considering your running like 10 mph whil being gang raped by a bunch of exploding bees and cactus's that harm you from a mile away.
10. 96% of the health packs and smoke packs are under the screen so you literally CAN'T get them! Just to tease you when your down to the balls. Like, "Hey, you want that health pack/smaoke pack? Yeah? Well, FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
11. It's hard as hell to jump and get a health pack/smoke pack without landing on a goddamn cactus or bee!

Those are just my thoughts.

P.S. WTF IS UP WITH THE BONUS LEVEL???

Kevin responds:

1. I have it... so it isn't impossible

2. Not in early levels

3. More like, one inch.

4. They work for me

5. Again, they work for me

6. They always work for me.

7. You should suck it up and go for them

8. The speed is always constant, there is no change

9. The game is about an NG admin, Stamper, and he is on a quest for cigarettes, unfortunately, "cigarettes" wouldn't fit in the title, so I went with "fags" becuase fags is another word for "cigarette"

10. That part of the screen where you cannot reach isn't 96% of the entire gameplay area.

11. Maybe you just suck.

12. The bonus level is a secret I put in, and didn't tell anyone, not even the co-creator about, the picture is of my friend pulling off a "triple chin" and the background is 2 frames of the curb stomp scene from American History X.

P.S. You're a faggot.

Good Day.

[Celes' Male Dress-up 2]

It was OK.

Awesome stuff in here.
Better then most of the Dress-Up Games I've played on Newgrounds.
There's only a few things in here that piss me off...
#1: Why the FUCK does the screen have to be so big???
Honestly it's a pain in the ass cause if I want some new Shoes on I have to move the screen to the right position!
That seriously Bugs me.
#2: Right when you get on the game the pussy is weeping like a Cry Baby!
WHY?!?
#3: Now this is the thing that pisses me off the most...
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CLICK ON SOMETHING TO MOVE IT THERE?
The first way this bugs me is that if you want to change the eyebrows GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
You mostly end up just movie the fucking body so you have to get it in the same position the get it in the right spot!
And when I wanted to change his pants... Dear GOD.
Do I really want to do this??
I just moved the pants I wanted to him and looked for a spot that I could pick up the pants I didn't want but it was useless.
I quickly changed him.
Damn.
So Overall it wasn't that bad it just had some things that kinda suck.
So you get a 6.

Chibi-Celes responds:

1. I have a larger resolution so it wasn't a problem in my case, sorry.
2. I just placed some items on the character to alleviate a bit of the clutter.
3. I have limited actionscript knowledge.

Thanks for the input.

[Logo Finder 4]

This was INSANELY FUN! :)

This is defidently going on my Favs! :)

lartar responds:

Thanks for the review, i love that you like it... take care... regards from Chile...

[Retarted Sniper Game]

WOW.

That
WAS indeed a retarded sniper game.

soulreapermarco responds:

WELL NO DUH EINSTEIN!! jeez..