Christian676's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LONY trailer]

Why that's a crazy idea!

So crazy it JUST MIGHT WORK... I'm actually pretty excited about this! I'll tune in. Don't disappoint me! 10 Stars.

Jinx-Studios responds:

Thanks for the stars, man.

[Bubbles: the movie]

Well...

I honestly wouldn't call this a MOVIE. I really liked the animation but there was absolutely nothing going on. Just bubbles floating around in a forest. Plot is important when you're making a flash. So you get a four for the animation, and that's giving you an extremely generous rating.

CyanSandwich responds:

Your right, there is nothing going on. the description (the mini one) actually says "bubbles doing nothing in a forest". but its nice to know you liked the animation

[LostStar]

Sooo...

You're telling this video was inspired by dick-heads, bullies, and nerds? Just kidding. Not EVERYONE on Newgrounds is like that. Anyways that was a short but decently animated. The part I hate about this is that this song is by Miley Cyrus.

ChubbyEmmy responds:

Awww...Lol. I kinda love her songs ^-^.
Thanks for the reviews!

[Cyberen Gets Date Raped]

WHY?!?!?

OMG.
I had to wait like 5 Minutes for that Flash to load to see that?
A part from Family guy but with a badly animated Cyberon face?
And By the way...
Cyberon is spelled with an O, not an E.
So thats pretty much all I can say.
It's so short.
I am very sorry.
Wait...
NO I'M NOT.
CAUSE YOU WEREN'T EVEN TRYING.
Please make an actual Flash!!!
PLEASE.
Cause this sucked.
That time my review was so short cause this flash really had nothing to talk about.
There's 2 Things wrong with it...
#1: How long the Loading Bar takes to LOAD.
#2: No actual Animation.
You get a 0.
Cause that was just pathetic.
I wouldn't even call it a Flash.
It's a... THING.

Princess-Laucherella responds:

my life is a lie

[Christmas FUN PAK NG 08]

Actually DECENT Collab.

It was just the Spider-Man One that sucked.
They were all played by one Mexican.
And the Animation somehow just brought my Piss to a Boil.
The second part just sucked.
There's nothing to say about that.
And I hated how many Lazer Collection references there were.
There were Lazer Collection references that they were on almost every scene.
But the third part was the best.
I thought it was hilarious that they were listening to Rick Astley.
And then the Computer Generated Voice will the Clock face made me laugh again.
And when the Snowman ate the guys balls with the Computer Generated Voice AGAIN.
I still laughed.
But then the end one...
That one was stupid.
So anyways...
It was a decent Collab.

Kaukolike responds:

Thank you for detailed review. I expected that everybody won't like every part of this flash because some people like clocks and some hate clocks. Some people love crappy-Mexican-voice acting and some don't. Thanks again. The viewer's review is most important to us. :]

[Quick Random Conversation]

I don't like it... At all...

You need to work a little bit more if you were trying for Anime.
And when it started I couldn't understand what the fuck he said.
Which pretty much absolutely ruined the Flash Movie for me.
CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT THEY SAY!
I watched it like 5 Times and I STILL didn't understand what the fuck he said!
The Voiceacting is so bad that that I couldn't understand the only thing they said!
You might as well just put in a Voice Bubble!
Now,
I know I'm pushing further and further into the same subject,
But that REALLY ruins it!
And the music just REALLY pissed me off.
Sorry.
That was worth ONLY of a 1 for the Animation.

supersysscvi responds:

Ah... yeah. I'll do that next time. Including better music, hopefully...

Thanks for the review, by the way.

[D**k Attack]

Awesome

DICK ATTACK!

BurningBunnies responds:

Well done, that was indeed the name of the movie. TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOOOOR

[Stick Figures On Crack]

Sorry.

The Originals on YouTube are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better.
No offence.

Khonjin responds:

It's fine. Everyone has there own opinions. :)
Thanks for reviewing anyway.

[Purple Sawdust]

I saw NegativeONE in this!

He was one of the little kids! XD

ImpendingRiot responds:

Correctomundo

[Shameful Truth About Pico]

I hate Submissions like this.

You'll never know what's coming until you watch it.

Little-Rena responds:

You'll never know who's cuming.