Christian676's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amateur Surgeon]

Fucking Eddy.

Wonderful game. Eddy the Dog is the biggest pain in the ass I swear.

[This is the Only Level]

Yes! Very fun and addicting!

My best is 9 deaths and 05:34:20! :D
This is a definite favorite for me!

[It's a Nice Day Today]

lol

Funny!
I loved how the guy in the window started jerkin off.
That was frikin awesome!
5'd, 10'd and fav'd! XD

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Got all the Medals.

A wonderfully executed game.
The Cartooning was awesome.
It was just straight up great.
This is my favorite Pico Submission since Pico's School.

Joelasticot responds:

Ah, thanks! Did you notice the bunch of Pico's school references? ;)

[Sno' Problem]

Great!

I got 359 Points.
Anybody have any higher?

[Dunce Dunce Revolution]

Epic

It was awesome.
I even hit every note and "new song."

[Stamper's Quest For Fags]

Really Addicting but...

I can think of 11 things wrong with this:
1. Full-Time Addict is literally impossible to get
2. The cactus's and bees both fuck you up in one hit
3. The cactus's and bees both hit you when your a fucking foot away
4. Most of the Health Packs don't do shit when your in dire need of it
5. Most of the health packs are in spots you can't get to unless you want to lose your health down to the balls and even then it STILL doesn't do shit!
6. I've noticed sometimes if you pick up a smoke pack it doesn't give you any points
7. Most of the smoke packs are heavily guarded by cactus's and bees, so most of them you shouldn't even bother with.
8. In Nightmare mode your guy runs like 10 miles per fucking hour, making it hard not to hit stuff.
9. Why the fuck is the game called "Stamper's Quest For Fags?" That makes no sense, considering your running like 10 mph whil being gang raped by a bunch of exploding bees and cactus's that harm you from a mile away.
10. 96% of the health packs and smoke packs are under the screen so you literally CAN'T get them! Just to tease you when your down to the balls. Like, "Hey, you want that health pack/smaoke pack? Yeah? Well, FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
11. It's hard as hell to jump and get a health pack/smoke pack without landing on a goddamn cactus or bee!

Those are just my thoughts.

P.S. WTF IS UP WITH THE BONUS LEVEL???

Kevin responds:

1. I have it... so it isn't impossible

2. Not in early levels

3. More like, one inch.

4. They work for me

5. Again, they work for me

6. They always work for me.

7. You should suck it up and go for them

8. The speed is always constant, there is no change

9. The game is about an NG admin, Stamper, and he is on a quest for cigarettes, unfortunately, "cigarettes" wouldn't fit in the title, so I went with "fags" becuase fags is another word for "cigarette"

10. That part of the screen where you cannot reach isn't 96% of the entire gameplay area.

11. Maybe you just suck.

12. The bonus level is a secret I put in, and didn't tell anyone, not even the co-creator about, the picture is of my friend pulling off a "triple chin" and the background is 2 frames of the curb stomp scene from American History X.

P.S. You're a faggot.

Good Day.

[FEED Mr. Puke]

Like, What the Fuck....

Mildly entertaining.
Like Why the fuck does the fucking fatass eat the entire fucking glass when he drinks the beer??
I would have to say the funniest part of this game is the Jack No. 7.
"HOLEH SHIT! JACK NO. 7!"
lol
OK, so when I was going down more I saw Pizza!
"Eveyones favorite food"
You mispelled "Everyone"
Good for you.
Then you spelled "Enough" wrong.
Though I think the pictures of the food were decent,
But I think you could have animated the parts where he drinks/ Eats could be better.
Well, since this Flash was so short I don't have anything else to say about it.
Bye.

P.S. Nice Company Name. :P

[Alien Factory]

Not very much logical sense.

I didn't know a guessing game can blow up a mechanical robot.
The second challenge when I got the ugly-ass motherfucker Math Teacher Alien I got the instructions and it said I have under thirty seconds to get the Math Questions right.
I thought, "OK I guess that's pretty easy"
The first question was 41 plus 20 or something like that.
I thought that was easy as well.
But when I saw how fast that fucking timer was going I was just in a hurry so I forgot the answer and wasn't even concentrating so I clicked a random answer and luckily got it right.
The next question was 600 plus 500.
I immediately knew the answer "1100"
And then when I got it right it's fucking head blew up.
Wow.
Better be careful.
Even the simplest Math Question will make your brain explode.
So yada yada I finished the level and went into this big wierd thing that looks like a huge turd or something.
And flew to like this huge fucking floating pyramid which looked nothing like I thought it would inside.
So I went through the level and this robot came up and gave me a number to remember. OK.
Then I went to the next part and it was a remembering game.
I had to remember the shape order.
The shape order came up when I least expected it and it lasted for like a millisecond and I just guessed a random shape order and I got Game Over after getting it wrong the first time.
And fell through a hole that just appeared in the ground and lost.
It had typical graphics and I didn't like it.
Sorry.
You get a 3.

[Celes' Male Dress-up 2]

It was OK.

Awesome stuff in here.
Better then most of the Dress-Up Games I've played on Newgrounds.
There's only a few things in here that piss me off...
#1: Why the FUCK does the screen have to be so big???
Honestly it's a pain in the ass cause if I want some new Shoes on I have to move the screen to the right position!
That seriously Bugs me.
#2: Right when you get on the game the pussy is weeping like a Cry Baby!
WHY?!?
#3: Now this is the thing that pisses me off the most...
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CLICK ON SOMETHING TO MOVE IT THERE?
The first way this bugs me is that if you want to change the eyebrows GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
You mostly end up just movie the fucking body so you have to get it in the same position the get it in the right spot!
And when I wanted to change his pants... Dear GOD.
Do I really want to do this??
I just moved the pants I wanted to him and looked for a spot that I could pick up the pants I didn't want but it was useless.
I quickly changed him.
Damn.
So Overall it wasn't that bad it just had some things that kinda suck.
So you get a 6.

Chibi-Celes responds:

1. I have a larger resolution so it wasn't a problem in my case, sorry.
2. I just placed some items on the character to alleviate a bit of the clutter.
3. I have limited actionscript knowledge.

Thanks for the input.